I love Vancouver: The mountains, the ocean, the daily debilitating fear of an earthquake swallowing us whole. And I don’t have any serious complaints —However, I think woman in Vancouver should try and embrace individual style a bit more, because when the big one hits, and it will one day now, it’s going to be very difficult finding our loved ones if everyone is still wearing lululemon track suits. There will be piles of bodies on the side of the road stacked like firewood, black tracksuits, ugg boots, and over processed blonde hair, and as the days wear on, you are just going to have to pick one and bury it.
— Alicia Tobin
